Cleopatra loves Marc Antony and Marc Antony loves Cleopatra. They rule Egypt together but Marc Antony pisses off Caesar. And Caesar challenges Marc Antony and his army to battle at sea, where Caesar has the advantage. Cleopatra sends her own fleet of ships to help Marc Antony. But during the battle, she flees with her 60 ships. Marc Antony follows her, abandoning his ships, and loses the battle. Marc Antony resents her for this, but she kisses him and he forgives her.

Caesar and Marc Antony have another battle, this time on land. It goes well for Marc Antony until Caesar turns it into another sea battle. Cleopatra flees again and Marc Antony loses the battle again. Marc Antony is super pissed and it gets to the point where Cleopatra decides that the best thing for her to do is to fake her death. She figures that Marc Antony will be regret calling her names, like “foul Egyptian”, and that he’ll come running to see her dead body.

Her plan doesn’t work. Marc Antony asks his aide, Eros, to kill him. But Eros can’t do it and kills himself instead. Marc Antony tries to kill himself too, but for some reason, he’s bad at it. Then he finds out that Cleopatra’s alive. He goes to her, and dies in her arms.

Caesar captures Cleopatra after she refuses to surrender to him. She kills herself using snake poison. And then her two maids kill themselves too. Caesar becomes the first Roman emperor and buries Cleopatra with Marc Antony.